you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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