How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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