I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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