I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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