When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You pole danced in your parka.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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