I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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