absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
The Olympian is in my bed
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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