sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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