In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Its about making memories worth repressing
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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