i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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