Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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