I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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