we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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