dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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