Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
How many fucks given?
0.12846
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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