shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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