Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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