"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Apparently you make a good broom.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
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DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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