I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
