if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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