I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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