hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
No subtext here. People are naked.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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