so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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