y did u give ur computer a hand job?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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