i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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