he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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