I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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