I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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