i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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