Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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