We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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