The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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