is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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