If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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