trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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