is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Never underestimate the power of titties
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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