Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
My breasts were aching with rage.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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