I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
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