I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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