You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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