i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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