And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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