Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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