Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
where are you?
Hypothermia
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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