My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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