you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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