Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
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that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
So many bounce houses so little time
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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