no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Randomize
