He is such a slut. More and more my type.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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