some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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