I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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