Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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I think your dad took our porno
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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