There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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