Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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