Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
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