PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
