i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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