Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I supernannyed him into submission
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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