I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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