no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You pole danced in your parka.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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